I'm a 19 years old french girl , my name's Ludivine , and idk what I'm blogging about anymore I have too much fandoms. Sometimes I do edits and I take request for Crackship , Icons and Edits. I'm addicted to the Weasley/Phelps Twins .
Oh and I was :...
did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties
Tell us that story?
okay here is the story of the zombie dog
this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life
when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t
but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet
and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned
If I can’t come back on this account … The one I have since I’m 15… It’s been 5 years… I’ll maybe make another one…
If I do , I’ll reblog this post with it to tell you it’s me so I can follow you all again .
If I do please follow me so I can follow you (you can unfollow right after idc)
Thanks…
I figured that actually it’s not our size , the problem when we are feeling insecure about our body.
It’s just that no matter how your body looks like guys are gonna find you attractive for sure, but they picture us smooth and without any marks , skin problems etc. With baby skin at all hour.
So we’re stressed because they always say we are perfect and hot. But we’re not perfect. We’re not hot we’re beautiful and that’s not the same. Hot is a fantasy. Beautiful is real.
They really need to show woman with marks , skin problems etc in pornos or magazines to end this bullshit not just all sizes.
Because woman know that guys are imperfect , they can show up at the beach without perfect abs and skin problems and act like they own it. We’re used to that we dont picture our skinny or chubby crush with baby skin and abs. But they do picture US like that .
Definition of beautiful: “Pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically” “Of a very high standard; excellent”
icarly ended like almost 4 years ago i’m not sure who he hell is running the icarly official twitter account but i’m glad they’re staying up to date with the modern memes
I figured that actually it’s not our size , the problem when we are feeling insecure about our body.
It’s just that no matter how your body looks like guys are gonna find you attractive for sure, but they picture us smooth and without any marks , skin problems etc. With baby skin at all hour.
So we’re stressed because they always say we are perfect and hot. But we’re not perfect. We’re not hot we’re beautiful and that’s not the same. Hot is a fantasy. Beautiful is real.
They really need to show woman with marks , skin problems etc in pornos or magazines to end this bullshit not just all sizes.
Because woman know that guys are imperfect , they can show up at the beach without perfect abs and skin problems and act like they own it. We’re used to that we dont picture our skinny or chubby crush with baby skin and abs. But they do picture US like that .
dumbledore: hey so we have a werewolf student now? that's probably going to be a problem... dumbledore: i know! i'm gonna dig him a tunnel over to a creepy shack where he can wolf out and stuff without hurting anyone! dumbledore: ooh, but how can i keep the tunnel a secret? hmm... dumbledore: got it. murder tree. i am a genius.
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